Sunday, April 4, 2010

It has come to our attention that we do not own a pair of BLACK STILETTOS

April 1, 2010

Chicago Loop, 5:00 p.m.


It has come to our attention that we do not own a pair of BLACK STILETTOS


1. BLACK STILETTOS our a must in every woman's closet


2. It has come to our attention that we do not own a pair of BLACK STILETTOS


3. April first is APRIL FOOLS DAY


4. On APRIL FOOLS DAY we will shop for the thinnest blackest heels we can find


5. Thin black heels are not a joke. They are BLACK STILETTOS


6. BLACK STILETTOS are made for moving


7. We will purchase BLACK STILETTOS to move ART


8. We will call the action of moving ART, PERFORMANCE ART


9. In the end the BLACK STILETTOS will sit in our closet


10. Then we will have taken care of a must in our closet

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